She's JV to your varsity
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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