Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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