He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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