Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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