he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
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my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
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I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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