Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
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They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
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You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
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