whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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