sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Randomize
