At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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