I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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