He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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