That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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