I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I'm always down for nudity.
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