She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
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You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
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They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
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