But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
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