Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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