I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Drake has all the answers
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
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