I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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