Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
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i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
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Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
You don't make any sense
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