this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
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What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
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I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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