don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
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Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
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At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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