no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
Randomize
