I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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