their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
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