you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
smell my finger.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
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