you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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