No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
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I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
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Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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