Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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