I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
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why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
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I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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