OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
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i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
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I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
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