R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
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