Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
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I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
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Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
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