You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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