God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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