Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(801): View more from Utah

You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.

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(571): View more from Virginia

I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed

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(301): View more from Maryland

this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.

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(913): View more from Kansas

Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.

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(360): View more from Washington

He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.

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(305): View more from Florida

quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you

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(912): View more from Georgia

We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us

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(708): View more from Illinois

Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.

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