I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
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so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
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Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
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