More tranny stories later!
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...