Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(586): View more from Michigan

theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.

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(706): View more from Georgia

lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.

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(518): View more from New York

wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision

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(719): View more from Colorado

Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.

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(503): View more from Oregon

They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?

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(815): View more from Illinois

we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.

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(219): View more from Indiana

I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth

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(480): View more from Arizona

Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon

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(214): View more from Texas

I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.

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