Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
I believe in your delicious
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.