I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
im drinking this country out of the recession.
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
meet me or not, i'm out of control
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
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