We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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