I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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