no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
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