We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
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