You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
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