is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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