It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I understand Curling. That high.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Randomize
