sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
I wish you could order shots online.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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