walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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