You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
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Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
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sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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