Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
A+ Viking dick
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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