i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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