yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
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Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
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The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
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