Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
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there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
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Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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