I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
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