If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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