Rock
Scissors
Fuck
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
sex in a hospital.. check
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
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