Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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