So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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