I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
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I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
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All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
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