Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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