I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
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I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
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When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
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