Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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